no. 1: the female bodybuilders

down this suburban street,
live the female bodybuilders,
where they throw frequent pool parties.

their protein filled cocktails are practically lethal,
their microscopic bikinis stained with fake tan,
their roots showing through bad bleach jobs,
their buffets comprised of chicken breast cooked 35 different ways,
their skin the consistency of Chinese made leather.

the female bodybuilders,
bask in the suburban sun,
the mass of their muscular bodies,
equal to Jupiter.

turnover at the female bodybuilder pool parties,
is high,
the moment the female bodybuilders,
dip their beef jerky toes,
into the chlorinated pool water,
they immediately sink to the bottom,
to never come back up again.

no. 2: goth girl walks

its so nice out today,
even the goth girls,
are going for a leisurely evening stroll.

an evening where they wont suffer,
in their head to toe black outfits,
goth girl strokes are the highest,
during the summer months.